April 19, 2023

russiacore:

me when i thought i was straight: I will never cook for my h*sband. I will need one who knows how to because i intend to never learn how to fry an egg.

me now, gay: I cant wait to make my wife nutritious breakfast with a perfect cream latte to bed every day and a feasty dinner as well as a sweet but healthy desert. I must learn how to make a perfect loaf of herbal bread now, so i can serve my wife her favorite garlic bread.

(via you-cant-make-me)

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